Jan. 1st, 2020 01:37 am
heisskaffee: (bernard bernard bernard bernard)
Here is a post for recipes, which I just make up!  Surprisingly, most turn out ok.   Recipes are in the that I don't go over my character limit in the post.

Keep in mind, I am from the school of  "Cooking by the Seat of Your Pants," so a lot of these have arbitrary measurements like "a pinch," "add a few," "half as much milk as water," and so forth.  This is trial and error, and frankly, part of the fun.  You have been warned.
heisskaffee: (here's stick in your eye!)
This is a meme!  Play it with your friends.  maybe i'll throw this in the derp comm later. :3

1 - Go to wikipedia and hit random. The first random wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.
2 - Go to and hit random. The last four or five words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your album.
3 - Go to flickr and click on "explore the last seven days" Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.
4 - Use photoshop or similar ( is a free online photo editor) to put it all together.
5 - Post it with this text in the "caption" and TAG the friends you want to join in.
---I tag Mouse and Jack.

I imagine this would be sort of an experimental rock group, combining a lot of different genres.  AKA, stuff that's fucking awesome to listen to while you're high, and yet the kind of thing that some of your friends will spot in your stack and go, "Wait, you actually listen to this?"

I want to take this one further and give you some idea of how they'd sound.  Not saying it's a cover band, but just to give you ideas.

Rivers of Guyana kinda sounds like:
1. Popol Vuh - Kyrie
2. Jethro Tull - Heavy Horses
3. Mudhoney - Let It Slide
4. Dinosaur Jr. - Little Fury Things
5. Muse - Unintended
6. The Pixies - Where Is My Mind
7. John Coltrane -M So What
8 Kate Bush - The Sensual World
9. Talk Talk - Such A Shame
10. Bonnie Raitt - Nobody's Girl
11. Mother Love Bone - Chloe Dancer/Crown of Thorns

Wikipedia article: List of Rivers of Guyana
Quote: Chuck Palahniuk: "Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everybody I've ever known."
heisskaffee: (no assholes)
For the record, I wish to state that I am not angry right now.

I am furious.  No--I have gone beyond furious to that state of calm where things have a tendency to be destroyed when I happen upon them.  Inanimate objects tremble in fear of my arbitrary wrath.

People like you are the reason I dislike helping people.  People like you are the reason I dislike people.  You paid lip-service to the rules of civility and manners and truth all while attempting to play me like some sort of fool.  Well, I am fooled no more.  You who spoke so disparagingly of "betrayal" and then attempted to pull the wool over my eyes, intentionally misleading me and trying to make yourself come out smelling like a rose.  Well let me tell you, you do not smell like a rose, my dear.  You lied to me. You made me look like a fool in front of people that I actually give a shit about.  Allow me to illustrate my reaction to finding this out with an amusing gif!

Hades' cigar frying as he rages

For those of you who can't see the gif, it's Disney's Hades getting so furious that his cigar burns down to a nub in under a second.

I do not forget things like that.  I will not forgive this. 

Protip: If you contact one of the mods at my game, and they tell you no, you can not do that thing that you want very dearly to do, do not under any circumstances contact the next mod on the list with the same question in the hopes that one of us will say yes.  Because we do get together and discuss things, oh yes, poppet.  And should it come to light that you have done this thing, by god do not let us find you.  Because then you will have to deal with ME.  I am not called "The Mean Mod" for nothing.

Our game.  Our rules.  And you will abide by them, or so help me god, you will be gone in the space of a heartbeat.  You will be out of here so fast that the skin of your ass will sizzle as you skid out the door.

So why don't you go form a game with that shit Prima apper we got a while back? You two would make a great couple.

This is your own fault.  You brought this on yourself.  Actions have consequences, my dear, as I am sure you are finding out with great gusto. You are not a unique and special snowflake. You have broken your won rules, but apparently they only apply to other people, and not you?  So fuck you and the frozen inter-dimensional pony you rode in on, sister.  I am through with this shit. 
heisskaffee: (my favourite part was everything)
Just a quick post to share this awesome program: PandoraBoy!

What it is: a small program that makes Pandora radio available outside of your browser.  Which is really useful, cause it's kinda a memory hog site.  Caveat: Pandora is apparently not available outside the United States, which is just balls.  That said, if you're in my country, and your on a Mac (whether you want to be or not), this is pretty shiny.  Cause Gary doesn't like that site much, it makes him chug.

So useful!
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Bro fucked up my network connection. Either that or my network card id dead, but I suspect that isn't the case, cause if it was, then I'd still be able to get on the Emac. So, yeah. No playtime for me anytime soon.
heisskaffee: (Default)
We interrupt this regularly scheduled stretch of nothing at all for a little artwork.  Well!  This is only two weeks late!  Go me.

Cut for D with tits )
heisskaffee: (Default)
Guess who just got Apartment Life?

This guy.

Unfortunately, the most tedious part of installing a new EP has nothing to do with inputting codes or updating game files, but rather with updating all the mods necessary to make the damn game playable.  So that's what I'm going to be doing for the, day?  IDK yet.  I've already been doing it for one.

But when that's all done, I'm going to be updating the guy's apartment into a real one, cause their houseguest is slowly becoming a permanent member of Casa de HLP, and I'm pretty sure Sean's tired of sleeping on the couch.  Classy basement flat get.
heisskaffee: (Sim BS)
Right!  So I finally got one of these, yay!  Anyway, this is the introductory post for the OOC journal for hotcoffee (that's me), cause my real journal is FUCKING BORING.  Seriously, you don't want anything to do with it.

Basically, I'm into roleplay and The Sims, among other things, like first-person shooters and doing weird shit on the internet.  Yes, that means I still play pretend and I still play with dolls.  Get over it.

Now that I've chased the asshats off, allow me to make an introduction to the bizarre things I do in regards to roleplay~  Like making Sim houses of places that I'm playing in my RP.  So there's that.

onto teh pix, n00b! ) 
Anyway, that's it! Hope you enjoyed the picspam.


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